#CERTIFICATIONS THAT WILL GET ME A JOB
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ngl it's so dehumanizing to spend all your time just trying to make enough to pay bills like what is the POINT
#grinding my teeth. wailing. screaming mostly. job hunting sucks because it's all prior experience#or degrees for entry level jobs. and i cant get certified for anything until i get a laptop that can run programs#and i can't do that without saving up money. BUT I CANT SAVE UP MONEY IF IT ALL GOES TO BILLS. SO I CANT GET#CERTIFICATIONS THAT WILL GET ME A JOB#poverty and being poor and everything is a fucking inescapable trap and it'll never let you leave i HATE it hereeeeeee
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The keychain outfit requests that I have pending WILL happen, I just have to finish my paper first
If I don't pass this course my boss will destroy me lmao
If you see me being too active here, you have my permission to spray water at me like a naughty dog/cat
#I'm doing a course through my job#they payed for it so me and my coworkers can learn accounting and marketing and shit#and its like a proper uni course lol u get a certificate and everything#so if we don't pass they're gonna destroy us lmao#I NEED TO WRITE A UNI STYLE PAPER#like i thought graduating and getting a job meant no more academia shit#U THOUGHT WRONG MIRY#miry's yapping
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oh my god. yall. ive got an interview tomorrow. im so relieved, i feel high. im perfect for this position and havent had money in years. if i can just get my feet under myself i might be able to feel like a living person again
#they use the same emr system as the place i was trained at. which means i have 180 hours more experience on navigating it#than probably 90% of the other applicants#its not a super common one to know#and the pharmacy is only 30 minutes away....#i might really be doing something other than spinning my wheels endlessly now#i dont wanna get my hopes up too much but seeing someone get back to me mere hours after i FINALLY got my certification number#(and could therefore finally fucking apply for jobs. which i did until 3 AM last night)#is filling me with a relief and sense of value and purpose thats been completely foreign to me for years now#i cant help but cry. yanno?
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#luke#submission#So what's next for MC#Defense minister of the griaffes#Their resume must be a nightmare#thanks for submitting <3#obey me#first tags by submitter#brooo i hear you#every month mc updates their résumé and it only gets worse#they just walk up to diavolo like. my job as a devilsitter. can i get that on paper? somehow??#and then diavolo gives them a goddamn certificate#queuecifer
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Had an interview on Monday after turning down a different position Last monday, and i thought the interview went really well.
Apparently i was right bc I GOT THE JOB I GOT THE JOB I START IN TWO WEEKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#THIS ONE PAYS ALMOST DOUBLE OF THE ONE I HAD TO UN-ACCEPT#(bc it didnt pay me enough to live lol)#the new job.. its not in my ‘field of study’ technically#But! I’ve been working in pharmacy for five years and have a minor in chemistry#which apparently means smth to these ppl bc!!#it got me FIVE DOLLARS AN HOUR ABOVE THE STARTING SALARY#THATS SIX MORE DOLLARS THAN IM MAKING NOW#AND ILL GET ANOTHER RAISE WHEN I GET MY CERTIFICATION IN A FEW MONTHS#I’LL BE MAKING ENOUGH TO GET MY OWN APARTMENT#IM GONNA MOVE OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#god i hope this job doesnt end up sucking ass !!!!!#if ppl are curious about the details of this whole Ordeal actually I’ll make a post lmao#the past eight months have been batshit insane#up to something#im so excited askjldfkj
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i really want a master's degree in japanese language or translation or something. problem is that it's expensive and useless and there's too much on my plate for that right now. how do i talk myself out of this
#i knew it would just be a matter of time before i got bored enough to start eyeing master's programs#i just didn't think it would be. how long. just under two months???#there is a school near me that has a master's in english/education and a certificate in japanese translation and interpretation...#that's looking pretty juicy right now... a decent mix of fun and useful... i wouldn't have to take it fast... i could just ease into it...#BUT I NEED MONEY... THAT'S WHY I TOLD MYSELF I'D GET A JOB... hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#do i even want to teach college if i need a phd to be tenured??? AAAGGH#what the heck am i trying to do. i don't know. i just wanna have fun but :(
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addicted to college... already have two degrees and have only been graduated for 6 months but am going back for more
#mmm is that some college you go there can i have some (eats it before you can answer)#im going for a certificate this time (im just trying to get 150 credit hours so i can be eligible for a professional license)#i just find it funny im back in college again. 3rd time enrolling. bosses (mean) tell me to get out of the college student mindset#but im literally still a college student. yeah i am a full time professional but im a jr level and you need to train me & in im college now#i cannot wait to have enough work experience and enough college credit hours to leave this job!!!!
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should i try to explain the gap between my bachelors and masters programs? 2018-2022 then 2023-present kind of hides there's a year missing
#adventures in academia!#but like i wasn't doing nothing#i didn't get in the first time because i didn't apply to many places and the school that wanted me didn't have the funding to take me#then i got my git certificate and went to conference during that time#i kept trying for jobs at the state geological survey but that kept not happening#then the entire time while i was working my odd job i was focused on working to get back to academia#so i wasn't really sitting there doing nothing that year#it was just a rough year
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wait what if i threw the restaurant mgmt thing out the window and went to law school. lol
#speak friend and enter#can you tell i'm getting desperate for jobs.#but in all honesty law does sound more interesting to me than rest mgmt bc tbh rest mgmt would be a little torturous for me#in that i would get to be in proximity to the thing i love (cooking) but unable to participate.#but i do like to argue so i could get a paralegal certification and go from there. paralegal certs are pretty cheap these days#and i can't lie it would be very nice to have a career that i just. don't give that much of a shit about yknow#like not to be fatalistic or anything but i get too emotionally involved in cuisine to be clear headed#but i can do lawyer things and put them away at the end of the day and still have time for the things and people i love#and that is very attractive to me i cannot lie!
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i start my new job today!! please send good vibes!!
#excited!!#it's a manager position at circle k#just to pay for me to get another certificate so i can get a job i actually want#𓆩♡𓆪 angel's thoughts 𓆩♡𓆪
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You ever think about your own life and go, "Wow, wtf, this character sounds unrealistic, they can't possibly exist?"
#not that I have had a particularly weird life#but every once in a while I say something and pause and am like#'huh'#'that's true?'#blabbing Haddock#non-dragons#Haddock Focus On Your Job: Impossible Challenge#Haddock Ramble Mindlessly On Tumblr Because Ugh Work Ugh: Success#I don't question Stanford Filbrick Pines's 12 PhDs after getting 1 Masters 3 Majors 1 Minor 1 Certificate in 4 years#why the fuckity did I do that again#why did anyone LET me do that#Haddock you are dumb and unreal#don't mind me having my own sleep-non-deprived existential crisis#[[as opposed to sleep-deprived]]#(you know -- when you slept well and so that made you MORE tired than if you hadn't slept)#(so you're still 'groggy' and your brain goes WHEEEeeEEEEEE!!!!!)#(good day but I am REaDyY to be out of here)#(hi everyone)#(hi)#(Haddock? stop rambling)#(NO!!! too late! I have sent friends a bunch of rambling DMs too!)
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This morning I wrote myself as a candidate for a ten month full time course for a ICT-support certificate. if it happens pls give me support cause i'll be so tired for at least ten months I will need support to keep breathing
#seems to be the only thing that'll actually help me get a job in that field#part time jobs are already hard to come by#but without a degree/certificate it's impossible#fr
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i am now a board-certified healthcare worker
#technically not yet because i still need to get the signature on my externship hours#but i passed the schooling and did the 180 hours of free labor and passed the national exam. so.#unsure wtf could go wrong now? all i have to do is get the sign off and wait for all the processes to communicate#(which can take up to 3 fucking weeks)#(which means i cant even apply for jobs yet because they need to see my certification first)#(ugh.)#(but im still gonna celebrate because godDAMN that was a long and stressful and difficult process)#excited to get paid at some point for my (if the externship indicates anything) frankly fucking excellent work! please hire me!
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also why is applying to graduate so expensive i hate that certificates are an additional application like what’s the point
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#was gonna pierce my lip but I realized I lost all the caps to my barbell piercings and I didn't even realize. I'm so fuckin mad#now I have to get more#idk if I can just get the screw on heads. idk what mm size they are#anyway. bone broth is successful. it's been slow cooking all day and looks and smells good. it's gonna make for hella nutritious soup base.#also I've been hunting down Spanish vocab audio because that's how I learn best.#listening to more language transfer and adding music to my Spanish playlist.#still definitely not conversational but my comprehension is going up quite a bit.#I had a grumpy Russian man come through my lane today and the desire to communicate better was so strong.#I just wanna learn all the languages.#I just need to find more resources that work for my brain.#I have a Spanish vocab book and I hardly touch it. duolingo sucks for me. I hate Rosetta Stone.#but there's resources out on the internet I just have to find them and use them.#there's a few good ones on Spotify I've found. as much as I hate Spotify conceptually for music artists it's still a resource I can use.#as much as I don't wanna apply for new jobs I don't wanna work in the same place next year when we move.#I still really wanna try food service. my speech has gotten way better and my stutter is almost never present#so job interviews should be way easier to pull off. I hope. I really hope.#I really wanna get back into nursing but idk if we're moving early enough for me to get into a cna certification class for spring semester.#I really should email the local community college and find out if I can pull off a late start or jump into a class already partway through.#I could look that up right now actually. find out when classes start there and how much I would be missing.#because I've passed the certification before it shouldn't be hard to jump in partway through I think.#hah. I'm so competent. I just looked up the information right now. there's an adult education center where I'm moving that offers the course#but not until halfway through spring.#so I could work food service for the spring and then switch to cna after.#I'm medicated so it's entirely possible and feasible. I have the ability.#hmmm. if I'm going into nursing maybe I should reconsider the lip piercing? hmmmm.#I can just let it heal over if it's an issue.#plenty of time between now and then.#anyway I'm going to bed good night.#well. maybe going to bed.
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im going to do it for real this time (drop out and get a job)
#my bro got himself a job at some idk tech startup that works w u.s. moving companies and theyre still hiring so im thinking like#what the hell ill give it a shot id have to get training first anyways so if i dont like it ill just say 'this isnt for me buh bye'#and i mean. i could always quit after a few months etc. but uni?? im quitting that shit for good i am NOT coming back...#ill just wait till october and then just. not enroll for the next year..#which also gives me time to use the lovely student benefits (health insurance) before i drop out...#ive been putting off making those appointments so like. best to take advantage of it while i still can#and also the plan is to take a graphic design course or sth so i can have at least an online certificate or sth for employability#so if all else fails im going into graphic design and illustration NOT CLICKBAIT. hopefully some ppl i know could even get me into somewher#hashtag networking pays off#piksla.txt
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